Monthly Archives: October 2006

Slow Roasting Pork

The fat man is singing. He is dancing in the streets at a party in a nice neighborhood on the outskirts of Chicago. He is wearing the pancake makeup and costume of a clown, making balloon animals for children. He is the envy of many and he is a successful man, a Christian man whose family values and membership in respectful organizations like the Jaycees made him a role model to those unsuspecting of his dark side and hidden impulses.

Police investigating a series of disappearances of young men eventually came to suspect John Wayne Gacy and by the time that 29 bodies were dug up on his property his name was guaranteed to live in infamy for not only his sadistic cruelty and homosexual deviance in torturing and murdering 33 male victims who had been lured into the web of the evil sexual predator but for his banality.

I personally find it humorous for some bizarre reason that I am unable to explain that John Wayne Gacy’s suburban Illinois home where the corpses were excavated is not far from the stomping grounds of one John Dennis Hastert, another singing and dancing Chicago area fat man who today finds his acre of ass entrapped in a very ugly, burgeoning scandal that is turning into a media circus involving the cover-up of the conduct of a Republican Congressman and sexual predator for the sake of political expediency.

Despite his steadfast refusal to resign his post as Speaker of the House over the failure to adequately address warnings that Mark Foley was possibly just a little bit more than “overly friendly” John Dennis Hastert is running out of room to maneuver. His much ballyhooed at the time American Values Agenda has ignited in his chubby fingers like a prank bag of flaming dogshit and with each passing day more of those who had been previously duped and hornswoggled by GOP snake oil salesmen are beginning to slowly come to the realization that the only family with ‘values‘ along the lines of those of the Republicans is the Manson Family. It is hard to suppress guffaws of sardonic laughter when reading the following statement from Jabba the Hastert that was issued only a few short months ago:

“The American Values Agenda will defend America’s founding principles. Through this agenda, we will work to protect the faith of our people, the sanctity of life and freedoms outlined by our founding fathers. Radical courts have attempted to gut our religious freedom and redefine the value system on which America was built. We hope to restore some of those basic values through passing this legislative agenda and renewing our country’s commitment to faith, freedom and life.”That was back at the end of June when Republicans were getting their swagger back and braying their trademark nationalist outrage at ‘America haters’ who did not support the flag burning amendment that is normally rolled out just in time for the Fouth of July but a few months is an eternity in the game of politics where glory is fleeting and infamy long lasting.

Just like his master Tom DeLay did when he was going down, the porcine Hastert took the low road of a career scoundrel and in the true spirit of the culture of victimization that is the authoritarian hard right he blamed his own failings on somebody else. Pity the poor right-wingers, they are always the victims. If it’s not women, homosexuals, trial lawyers, Commies, judges, the ACLU it is the liberals fault and ABC too for not succumbing to bribery and pressure and going ahead with the Foley story. When a skunk is cornered it sprays in every direction seeking to contaminate the air so it can escape, the longtime Rovian strategy is to muddy the waters in order to confuse and distract and to smear and slime and hurl accusations at phantoms so the fat slob took to the airwaves on the pill popper’s show to get the message out to the angry army and circumvent the goddamned, fucking liberal media:

“We have a story to tell, and the Democrats have — in my view have — put this thing forward to try to block us from telling the story. They’re trying to put us on defense.”

Slobbered Hastert as blamed the great liberal conspiracy that has served as rocket fuel for the rise of authoritarian right-wing fascism. His multiple chins quivered like ripples of pink gelatin fraught with indignity as he spat out his invective and vitriolic words like carefully aimed daggers.

To borrow ultra-right wing lunatic David Horowitz’ revisionist reworking of the Clausewitz quote that “war is nothing but a continuation of politics by other means”, to apply to raw partisanship I must agree that today politics IS war. It is also deliciously ironic that the “story to tell” otherwise known as 9/11 and the accompanying fear mongering and slander that goes along with it that Hastert and his ilk are being undone by that one thing that it is even more precious to Americans than their cringing need for protection – their insatiable obsession with sex. It is the ultimate in schadenfreude that the party that not long ago shut the country down over a blowjob is now seeing their best laid plans disintegrate in a sea of prurient smut.

According to a recent Reuters story, the Bush administration’s political machinations have been stalled albeit temporarily by the same lurid sexual tabloidism that they have successfully traficked in for so long.And of course our national strong daddy figure himself George W. Bush came out to say that he is “standing by Hastert” along with all of the usual suspects who are now closing ranks and expressing satisfaction with an insincere apology. It is worth remembering that the same crowd once wanted to all but march Bill Clinton to the guillotine for a consensual affair with a member of the opposite sex who was of legal age at the time.

Of course this should surprise nobody at all who has any ablilty to engage in critical thinking; it would only be shocking if he would jettison a reprobate or an incompetent of significant power and any such action would be the first for a man adrift in a sea of immorality with a busted compass and a stuck rudder. Bush has an affinity for dishonorable men for he himself is among the most dishonorable of them all and like a crime boss bestowing a kiss on the cheek of one of f an underling so has he rallied to the defense of John Dennis Hastert.

John Dennis Hastert’s rote statements of pandering to ‘the base’ (Al Qaeda also means ‘the base’)under a vaguely defined umbrella of Rorschachian ‘values’ that are primarily manifested in partisan loyalty. Buzz words and scapegoats have now become so expansive so as to include not only defenses of the standard rank fixers, charlatans, thieves, shake down artists, false prophets, babbling asses, Bush sycophants and outright sleaze mongers but are now also is inclusive to degenerate sexual predators whose lusting after young males is so pathological that according to sources including ABC Foley once had to leave during a floor vote to go and run a batch over an impromptu session of cyber sex.

But Republicans as they have been so good at reminding us are the ‘values’ people and those who stand on that wall to defend society from the pitchfork bearing hordes of liberals run amok who hate us for our way of life. According to Vote Smart Hastert received a 100 percent rating from the Family Research Council in 2005 for his stance on family and childrens issues. FRC must have known something because they only saw fit to bestow upon Foley, and I kid you not with this number that is slang for inverted simultaneous oral sex a rating of 69!

The involvement of the House Ethics Committee is nothing more than window dressing, the committee is neutered and will be more interested in presenting the façade of a legitimate investigation when in essence it is only damage control and trying to run out the clock for desperate Republicans. Any findings by the committee should be treated with as much credibility as an internal audit undertaken by employees of the Corleone family into allegations of potential criminal activity within the Genco Olive Oil Company. Oh and then there is the FBI investigation, which I am sure will be performed with all the due diligence that longtime Bush toady Alberto Gonzalez can muster will leave no stone unturned in this latest egregious example of the corrupting influence of unfettered power.

John Wayne Gacy was such a malevolent monster, so irredeemably evil and unremorseful for his many sins that his last words before he was executed were reportedly “You can kiss my ass”. After his body was pumped full of a sufficient quantity of toxic chemicals to ensure that he had departed from this mortal coil his brain was removed to be studied by forensic pathologists for abnormalities that may have caused his inhuman tendencies and propensity for cruelty. Regarding his victims he sneeringly remarked that:

“They were just a bunch of worthless little queers and punks”.I would not be one bit surprised to hear the same words about Democrats and critics spew forth from the pie holes of Bush, Rove, Hastert, Gingrich, O’Reilly, Coulter, Cheney, Frist, Dobson or any one of hundreds of other members of the American Fascist Party, so intense is their disdain and contempt for the very concept of a constitutional republic and the democracy that Americans until only a scant half decade ago took for granted as their birthright.

Perhaps when John Dennis Hastert and all of his vile Republican cohorts die the same thing should be done with their brains so that we may one day understand what drives these monsters so as to be best able to prevent it for the sake of future generations.

The Republican Sodomite Cabal

I really wish that I could say that I am not surprised that the Republican slime machine is closing ranks around disgraced former Florida Congressman and overly horny pedophile Mark Foley but I am not. I have for too long known just how darkly perverted, morally repugnant and evilly degenerate that the rotten reprobate devils of this most twisted and irredeemably corrupt party is.

Hypocrisy is nothing new for the deviate Republicans nor is homosexual perversion with gay prostitutes and young boys but I will get to that later, what is new is the utterly shameless audacity that is being used by their operatives and punditry to circle the wagons for their exposed pederast and those who covered up his molestation while Foley strutted around as the holier than thou chairman of the ‘House Caucus on Missing and Exploited Children’, appearing in photo ops with John Walsh while using his office to avoid scrutiny for trolling the internet for child porn and the sexual arrangements with adolescent boys. To abandon political correctness which I hate to begin with although try to not offend certain groups and to level a favorite pejorative term of the right at Foley he is a lowlife predatory faggot with a capitol F.

The depths of douchebaggery have not only been reached and bottom found but the Rovians have setup the drilling equipment to go even deeper, perhaps hey will eventually reach one of the inner circles of Dante’s pit, if not it certainly won’t be for lack of trying. Tony Snowball the FOX White House adjunct flack tried to spin Foley’s pedophilia to the press corps as:

“Look, I hate to tell you, but it’s not always pretty up there on Capitol Hill and there have been other scandals as you know that have been more than simply naughty e-mails.”

The resident FOX shithack anchor with a chick’s name Brit Hume of course is trotting out the same old standard flog the dead horse rebuttal of always bring up Clinton’. This shit is getting pretty old now to anybody with an IQ above mongoloid/peckerwood nation prodigy and is such bizarro circular logic it is like a dog trying to lick it’s own asshole. The desperation for dummies tactic will likely still work with the ‘willfully ignorant and damned proud of it’ rock hard 30 something percent that constitute the nation’s disgrace that is the hard core Lumpen Republican, George W. Bush is God’s man on earth, rebel flag flying, bring on the Rapture base of the GOP but the smell of panic is in the air right now and this may be an October Surprise on those rotten bastards if the tomato cans that are the DLC play their cards right in showing the country just what type of loathsome, debased filth runs holds all three branches of government as well as the media in an iron grip.

The Republican Titanic has been steaming along, all boilers fired on war and fear and going full speed ahead in the weeks before the mid-terms stoked to label war critics and Democrats as appeasers, terrorist allies and weak kneed cut and run sissies. They had just bludgeoned the weaker party again in their typical thuggish manner by giving their emperor the law that he needed to skirt Hamdan v. Rumsfeld, write torture into law, dispense with that bothersome habeus corpus and green light Karl Rove and Dick Cheney’s domestic political spying and a funny thing happened.

Then quite unexpectedly they hit an iceberg, and the exposure of the sanctimonious Florida pedophile Mark Foley as the mendacious and foul pervert that he is could gash the good ship USS GOP Fascist far worse than anybody would have imagined if, and that is a big IF the mainstream media treats this as they do with any other garden variety non-credentialed pederast who they typically dredge the bottom of the barrel for.

The Foley incident is most dangerous because as an iceberg it represents only the very tip of Republican perversion that has long run deep and silent through this most dastardly and anti-American of political leviathans. For Christ’s sake, there were reports that Foley had a serious jones for doing young boys dirty for at least five years.

It would be wonderful if the hypocrites and charlatans who are able to hide their own utterly deviate characteristics beneath the cloaking device of ‘family values’ go down hard over the Foley revelation. The useless Democrats should get on this horse and ride through the land screaming ‘THE PERVERTS ARE COMING’ for as long and loud as anybody is willing to listen but there will still be half meaures by a crew too timid to call a spade a spade and a child molester a child molester.

Now Foley is going to try to blame his morally reprehensible behavior on alcohol and has checked into alcohol rehab as if juicing had anything to do with his foul sexual obsessions, it is amusing to see the same pundits who vilified Kitty Dukakis now defend him based on his ‘alcoholism’. In adition to sick sex and perversion substance abuse also seems to have quite a bit of representation in the GOP (Good Ole Perverts) today. The emperor is a former coke head and dry drunk and is so hopped up on whatever psychotropic drugs that his handlers keep him so hopped up on psychotropic drugs that even his shit is top secret lest it fall into the wrong hands and be chemically analyzed. Vice President Richard B. Cheney received much coverage for accidentally shooting a man in the face after ostensibly consuming too much alcohol during a secret meeting/hunting event earlier this year. Their chief propaganda megaphone Rush Limbaugh is a Vicodin gobbling hophead who needs even more drugs to get his pee pee hard for his recent sex tourism spree through the brothels and fleshpots of the Dominican Republic. Let us not forget Mel Gibson the hero of the fundamentalist Rapture right for his opus of gore and torture ‘The Passion of the Christ’ who got shitfaced and when pulled over by police for drunk driving screamed anti-Semitic ephitets and obscenities at the arresting officers.

If there is one thing that the Republican purveyors of filth and lies are even more fond of being swaddled in than silk sheets with young boys it is wrapping themselves in the flag and braying ‘ Never Forget 9/11’ at the top of their lungs. With this sort of monstrous scum as leaders is it any wonder that we are now being hit by a plague of school shootings and violent child abductions and murders? They sure set one hell of an example.

Will the media and the party hold Foley and by extension Fat Dennis Hastert and the others who knew about his loathsome behavior accountable? We will see but since Foley wasn’t connected to the JonBenet Ramsey case or involved with the disappearance of Natalee Holloway I would bet that this entire thing disappears very quickly. After all, nothing much happened over the Jeff Gannon incident last year where a known homosexual prostitute made hundreds of service calls to the White House and was given unprecedented access to engage in sessions of sodomy with still undisclosed Bush administration figures. To a media that went 24/7 over Bill Clinton’s getting his root smoked by a chubby little trollop and obsessed more about the blob of goo on the blue dress than even the blood in O.J. Simpson’s white Bronco the Gannon story should have echoed throughout the land like a come shot off of the roof of an undisclosed senior White House aide but the silence of course was as deafening as it was damning.

In closing I would like to provide a link or two to a Republican sex scandal of some import years back. Had it been given the media attention that it deserved rather than the cover up that it received (the media runs cover for power just like they did in destroying Gary Webb for his Dark Alliance series) may have made a difference as to what sort of elected representatives came to dominate in the House that Newt Built. Before Foley there was a man named Larry King, not the softball throwing CNN flack seeking to set the world marriage record but an influential black star in the GOP who had a very dark secret.

So damaging was the revelation that Republican operative Larry King ran a homosexual child prostitute ring that reached to the deepest corridors of power in Washington and also included many extremely wealthy Americans that it was covered up expeditiously lest the extreme perversion be exposed. This is a particularly lurid and bizarre story that involves not only the famous Boys Town but also potentially Satanism, drugs, snuff films and the debauchery imposed upon the weakest members of society by the highly influential and the rich. The story has gone down the memory hole as far as receiving any coverage from the ‘respectable’ media but information is available at various independent or alternative media websites.

A documentary on the Franklin Coverup called ‘Conspiracy of Silence’ was pulled after it was listed in that the TV Guide as being scheduled to air on the Discovery Channel in 1994. All copies were supposedly destroyed but as with all of the evil perpetrated by the fascist elements the internet proved once again to be their worst enemy. The video is available from Google as well as on other sites albeit in poor quality but I would recommend it as a glimpse into the inner circle of Republican perversion. When it comes to holding their own to similar standards for their even more perverse actions the Republican one party fascist government closes ranks and sniffs that the private sex life of a political figure is nobody’s business. This especially applies to the ‘Dick Army’ of single Republicans like the rumored closeted gay Ken Mehlman whose shameless use of homophobic bigotry as a political tactic to fire up the yahoo denizens of peckerwood nation and while quite possibly having a proclivity to swallow the pork sword himself is vintage hypocrisy in the fine Republican tradition that we have come to expect.

The autumn months are never a calm time in America. Back to work, back to football practice, etc….Autumn is a very traditional period, a time of strong rituals and the celebration of strange annual holidays like Halloween and Satanism and the fateful Harvest Moon, which can have ominous implications for some people.

Autumn is always a time of Fear and Greed and Hoarding for the winter coming on. Debt collectors are active on old people and fleece the week and helpless. They want to lay in enough cash to weather the known horrors of January and February. 

There is always a rash of kidnapping and abductions of schoolchildren in the football months. Preteens of both sexes are traditionally seized and grabbed off the streets by gangs of organized perverts who traditionally give them as Christmas gifts to each other to be personal sex slaves and playthings.

-Hunter S. Thompson (from The New Dumb)

And Finally: Some recent incidents of documented pedophilia involving Republicans (Google each to read about them, I don’t have the time to post the links)

Florida Republican Congressman Mark Foley abruptly resigned from Congress after “sexually explicit” emails surfaced showing him flirting with a 16-year old boy.

Republican executive Randall Casseday of the conservative Washington Times newspaper was arrested for soliciting sex from a 13-year old girl on the internet.

Republican chairman of the Oregon Christian Coalition Lou Beres confessed to molesting a 13-year old girl.

Republican County Constable Larry Dale Floyd was arrested on suspicion of soliciting sexwith an 8-year old girl. Floyd has repeatedly won elections for Denton County, Texas, constable.

Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich (while Monroe Co., PA District Atty) pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.

Republican Party leader Bobby Stumbo (Floyd Co., KY) was arrested for sexually abusing a 5-year old boy.

Republican petition drive manager Tom Randall, employed by Rick Santorum (R-PA) pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 14, one of them the daughter of an associate in the petition business.

Republican County Chairman Armando Tebano (Schenectady Co., NY) was arrested for sexually molesting a 14-year-old girl.

Republican teacher and former city councilman John Collins (Monmouth Co., NJ) pleaded guilty to sexually molesting 13 and 14 year old girls.

Republican campaign worker Mark Seidensticker (Nashua, NH) is a convicted child molester.

Republican Mayor Philip Giordano (Waterbury, CT) is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls.

Republican Mayor Tom Adams (Green Oaks, IL) was arrested for distributing child pornography over the internet.

Republican Mayor John Gosek (Oswego, NY) was arrested on charges of soliciting sex from two 15-year old girls.

Republican County Commissioner David Swartz (Richland Co. OH) pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.

Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17.

Republican Committeeman John R. Curtain was charged with molesting a teenage boy and unlawful sexual contact with a minor.

Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida.

Republican zoning supervisor, Boy Scout leader and Lutheran church president Dennis L. Rader pleaded guilty to performing a sexual act on an 11-year old girl he murdered.

Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor.

Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl.

Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator Strom Thurmond had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child.

Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile.

Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl.

Republican advertising consultant Carey Lee Cramer was sentenced to six years in prison for molesting two 8-year old girls, one of whom appeared in an anti-Gore television commercial.

Republican activist Lawrence E. King, Jr. organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s.

Republican lobbyist Craig J. Spence organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s.

Republican Congressman Donald “Buz” Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail.

Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos.

Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children.

Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child.
Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page.

Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter.

Republican Judge Ronald C. Kline was placed under house arrest for child molestation and possession of child pornography.

Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar.

Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped.

Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. “Republican Marty”), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD.

Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks was charged with molesting a 12-year old boy and possession of child pornography.

Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media.

Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him.

Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old girl.

Republican anti-gay activist Earl “Butch” Kimmerling was sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her.

Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison.

Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl.

Republican politician Andrew Buhr was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy.

Republican legislator Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children).

Republican anti-abortion activist John Allen Burt was found guilty of molesting a 15-year old girl.

Republican County Councilman Keola Childs pleaded guilty to molesting a male child.

Republican activist John Butler was charged with criminal sexual assault on a teenage girl.

Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted to molesting his two daughters.

Republican Councilman and former Marine Jack W. Gardner was convicted of molesting a 13-year old girl.

Republican County Commissioner Merrill Robert Barter pleaded guilty to unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy.

Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison.

Republican activist Parker J. Bena pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison and fined $18,000.

Republican parole board officer and former Colorado state representative, Larry Jack Schwarz, was fired after child pornography was found in his possession.

Republican strategist and Citadel Military College graduate Robin Vanderwall was convicted in Virginia on five counts of soliciting sex from boys and girls over the internet.

Republican city councilman Mark Harris, who is described as a “good military man” and “church goer,” was convicted of repeatedly having sex with an 11-year-old girl and sentenced to 12 years in prison.

Republican businessman Jon Grunseth withdrew his candidacy for Minnesota governor after allegations surfaced that he went swimming in the nude with four underage girls, including his daughter.

Republican campaign worker, police officer and self-proclaimed reverend Steve Aiken was convicted of having sex with two underage girls.

Republican director of the “Young Republican Federation” Nicholas Elizondo molested his 6-year old daughter and was sentenced to six years in prison.

Republican president of the New York City Housing Development Corp. Russell Harding pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer.

Republican benefactor of conservative Christian groups, Richard A. Dasen Sr., was found guilty of raping a 15-year old girl. Dasen, 62, who is married with grown children and several grandchildren, has allegedly told police that over the past decade he paid more than $1 million to have sex with a large number of young women.

Republican Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld authorized the rape of children in Iraqi prisons in order to humiliate their parents into providing information about the anti-American insurgency.